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Trump’s Solution For School Shootings


 President Trump, once again, has come up with a new bonkers scheme to put an end to school shootings. This is a vein, self serving, and flawed attempt to save his rapidly dropping public support. His negligent plans involve arming school staff with Rune Scimitars costing a shocking $25,000 each! “HE IS JUST KILLING MORE KIDS” quoted one highly regarded commenter in the arms field going on to say “PEOPLE CAN’T BE TRUSTED TO PROTECT THEM SELVES! SCIMITARS ARE DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE AND WE ARE SHOWING OUR CHILDREN OF TOMORROW THE WRONG WAY OF THINKING
Donald Trump signs bill to give all teachers rune scimitars. (source:

He intends to contract a well known arms dealing company; the so called “Scavvos“. They are well known for discriminating their clients based on stature and how famous they are which only inflates Trumps ego 10 fold. Not only does Scavvos sell swords, they sell lethal ranged spears that may also be put in place in urban schools. (We all know he wants to say, majority African Individual schools) They can be used in quick succession to rapidly kill people from a distance with a small amount of skill needed, nor do they discriminate between children and sporting targets.

You might also be asking where, he is planning to get the resources to make all of these lethal weapons going in to your schools? As part of a deal with Scavvos they, together, are planning to put thousands of small (Possibly Latino children) people to work in mines in the Kharidian Deserts to extract all the rune ore needed to create such a vast arsenal or weapons and thousands of more foreign workers from the City of Al Kharid, where the population are forced to fight in an Arena for the 1% wall street tycoons, to smelt that ore in to the instruments of death in our schools for his evils plans.

Luckily, there is a silver lining to this all, be it a thin one. The new rune scimitars will be available to every one even free to live people in America, only just though. Meaning that free to live people can still defend them selves against Trump’s ICE Army of racists.

#Trump #Racist #SchoolShootings #AssaultWeaponsBan


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